<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:05:56.545-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Rocketsled to Hell</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;center&gt;The Life and Times of a Single Midwestern Conservative Jackass. Beware.&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Exposing Absurdity Since 2003&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/center&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>111</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108861459929377656</id><published>2004-06-30T11:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-30T11:56:39.293-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> -Sean at Everything I Know Is Wrong has posted a collection of blog entries from Iraqi bloggers here.Another Sean (the one at Sean's Blog) writes a brilliant post about today's media and how they would report D-Day here.They are both fantastic reads.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108861459929377656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108861459929377656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/06/sean-at-everything-i-know-is-wrong-has.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108853040404322127</id><published>2004-06-29T11:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-29T12:34:25.906-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mislead -It is possible to tell the truth and yet deliberately mislead. One can accomplish this by either stating some facts and omitting others or by phrasing and emphasizing certain words in your phrase through the use of voice pitch and intonnation and body language.Example 1: The phrase "Brett Favre threw a total of twelve interceptions since the beginning of the season" sounds bad, but </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108853040404322127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108853040404322127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/06/mislead-it-is-possible-to-tell-truth.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108816623610198028</id><published>2004-06-25T07:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-25T07:23:56.103-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hanoi John -</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108816623610198028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108816623610198028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/06/hanoi-john.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108783706086231184</id><published>2004-06-21T11:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-21T11:57:40.863-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Vacation Recap -Toronto was fantastic- very large and surprisingly clean. Of the parts we saw, it is a very young city- most of the people we came across were in their 20's or 30's and, probably as a result, the nightlife was terrific.We went to see a Blue Jays game and, though I'm not the biggest baseball fan, I had a blast. I suppose beer had a lot to do with that. Speaking of beer, I think</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108783706086231184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108783706086231184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/06/vacation-recap-toronto-was-fantastic.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108681921632226886</id><published>2004-06-09T17:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-09T17:13:36.323-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>O, Canada -Today I leave for a vacation in Toronto. I wish I could tell more, but I'm on my way out the door. I'll be taking my laptop, so maybe I'll be able to blog from there. Expect photos.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108681921632226886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108681921632226886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/06/o-canada-today-i-leave-for-vacation-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108644505612180286</id><published>2004-06-05T08:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-05T09:18:17.750-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>What If D-Day Were Today? -Tomorrow is D-Day. Sixty years ago, thousands of men gave their lives to abolish the world of a tyrant and restore peace and there was relatively no opposition at home. Today, hundreds of men give their lives to rid the world of a tyrant and restore peace and there is plenty of opposition at home.I found a short little satirical article at Kerrycore.com:Normandy </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108644505612180286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108644505612180286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/06/what-if-d-day-were-today-tomorrow-is-d.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108636964247963728</id><published>2004-06-04T12:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-04T12:20:42.480-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Happy... ...Friday? -Today is the "Festival of the Sticky Penis" held in Queens, NY. Make of it what you will.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108636964247963728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108636964247963728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/06/happy.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108602000461406621</id><published>2004-05-31T10:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-31T11:13:24.613-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>4.6 Billion -That's right. Saturday, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported that MMSD (Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District) dumped a total of 4.6 billion gallons of untreated raw sewage into the local waters in the month of May.Guess what. May isn't over.To really get perspective into how much 4.6 billion gallons is--It could fill Miller Park 15 times over, from its base to its </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108602000461406621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108602000461406621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/4.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108567879290911702</id><published>2004-05-27T12:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T12:31:20.366-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Angel Decoy -Here are some photos of an Air Force C-130 releasing flares to repel heat seeking missiles. The pattern formed by these decoys are how they got the name "Angel Decoy". I think it's absolutely spectacular.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108567879290911702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108567879290911702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/angel-decoy-here-are-some-photos-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108557328312244806</id><published>2004-05-26T07:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T12:33:07.713-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Prospective -Hat tip to Sean's Blog:There are some 8,000 towns and villages in the country. How many do you hear about on the news? For a week, it's all Fallujah all the time. Then it's Najaf, and nada for anywhere else. Currently, 90 percent of Iraqi coverage is about one lousy building: Abu Ghraib. So what's going on in the other 7,997 dots on the map? In the Shia province of Dhi Qar, a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108557328312244806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108557328312244806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/prospective-hat-tip-to-seans-blog.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108541971993134067</id><published>2004-05-24T12:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-24T12:28:39.930-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Bush Haters -Haven't had your load of horse crap today? It's people like this that give the left the reputation it has.It seems that whenever I negatively comment about Democrats or liberals and one is nearby, they are quick to defend themselves. Upon my challenge of their beliefs, the usual response is "well, I don't exactly feel that way. This is how I feel..." and end the sentence with a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108541971993134067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108541971993134067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/bush-haters-havent-had-your-load-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108541797062822446</id><published>2004-05-24T11:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-24T12:03:06.540-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Warning! -UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP RZO77 AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.Username:From Go-Quiz.com</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108541797062822446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108541797062822446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/warning-ucautionin-interest-of-safety.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108516101714760804</id><published>2004-05-21T12:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-21T12:36:57.146-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Little Brown Tugboats -Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District (MMSD) has recently released more than 1.5 billion gallons (yes, that's billion... with a "b") of raw sewage into Lake Michigan. Raw frickin' sewage. The total includes the rain-soaked period between May 13th and May 19th 2004, and does not take into account this morning's torrential rains.Apparantly in 1997 MMSD dumped even more</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108516101714760804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108516101714760804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/little-brown-tugboats-milwaukee.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108507335557777326</id><published>2004-05-20T12:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-20T12:15:55.576-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>No Weapons, Eh? -Yesterday, William Safire had a great article in the New York Times about the sarin found in Iraq. Here's an excerpt:...'You never saw such a rush to dismiss this as not news. U.N. weapons inspectors whose reputations rest on denial of Saddam's W.M.D. pooh-poohed the report. "It doesn't strike me as a big deal," said David Kay...In this rush to misjudgment, we can see an </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108507335557777326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108507335557777326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/no-weapons-eh-yesterday-william-safire.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108490139969667885</id><published>2004-05-18T12:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-18T12:29:59.696-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Wave This! -Can you believe this crap? American athletes have been warned not to wave the United States flag during their medal celebrations at this summer's Olympic Games in Athens for fear of provoking crowd hostility.Right Wing News had this to say about it:Don't hold our flag high huh? Let me tell you about another time at the Olympic games when Americans weren't supposed to hold their </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108490139969667885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108490139969667885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/wave-this-can-you-believe-this-crap.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108438044049442886</id><published>2004-05-12T11:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-12T11:47:20.493-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Clark Howard -Is it just me, or does Clark Howard Have the most annoying voice? Don't get me wrong, I love the guy. I'm a much wiser person due to his show and website, but crimeny, the guy sounds like he's got a badger's teeth deeply embedded in his genetalia.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108438044049442886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108438044049442886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/clark-howard-is-it-just-me-or-does.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108438010480688291</id><published>2004-05-11T11:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-12T11:41:44.850-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>One Year Older -No, not the blog, me. Today I turn Twenty-something.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108438010480688291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108438010480688291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/one-year-older-no-not-blog-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108385285478989945</id><published>2004-05-06T09:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-06T09:17:27.920-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Iraqi Prisoners -The soldiers that did this should have their stripes ripped from their uniforms. They are the scourge of the U.S. military. But the coverage and attention this story is receiving is way too disproportionate.Where were the news stories about the weapons facilities found in Iraq? Why didn't I see photos of the mass graves on CNN?This is one major difference between World War </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108385285478989945'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108385285478989945'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/05/iraqi-prisoners-soldiers-that-did-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108332867153571614</id><published>2004-04-30T07:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-30T07:40:58.403-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Kerry's Platform -Does John Kerry have a platform? The only thing that I remember him promising is the creation 10 million new jobs (even though our unemployment level is less than that). He's not even touting that any more now that the economy is doing better. It seems as if his only platform is to be anti-Bush. Remember the last time we voted for someone just because we wanted someone, anyone</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108332867153571614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108332867153571614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/04/kerrys-platform-does-john-kerry-have.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108317434959571962</id><published>2004-04-28T12:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-28T12:53:31.500-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Nuclear Black Market -North Korea is now thought to have 8 nuclear weapons. The figure is based in part by a detailed analysis of plutonium byproducts found on the clothing of visitors of a North Korean nuclear facilities. There are also reasons to believe that other nations are pursuing nuclear technology and acquiring these weapons though the black market.From the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108317434959571962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108317434959571962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/04/nuclear-black-market-north-korea-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108308604010816662</id><published>2004-04-27T12:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-27T12:17:08.890-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>New Airsoft Field -We know a guy with land just outside of Milwaukee who has agreed to let us use it for airsoft skirmishes. Sunday was our first big group outing to the field to build some initial structures and general cleanup. If you're not up on what airsoft is, I'll attempt to explain: airsoft is similar to paintball, but with many more realistic qualities. Instead of the .68 cal </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108308604010816662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108308604010816662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/04/new-airsoft-field-we-know-guy-with.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108300068492003165</id><published>2004-04-26T12:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-26T12:34:28.043-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Everything He Says Is Right -Alright folks, I'm blogging again and It's great. Alot has happened since I've been gone so I've got a bit of catching up to do.Sean at Everything I Know Is Wrong is, in my mind, rarely, if not never, wrong. [I think I just wore out my comma key] Here are a few recent posts that I thought were excellent:In this short post, he illustrates the right-wing point of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108300068492003165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108300068492003165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/04/everything-he-says-is-right-alright.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108179119901232718</id><published>2004-04-12T12:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-12T12:36:08.030-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Post-Vacation Scratchpad --Wow, it's been over a week now since I last posted. There have been a few reasons for this, but the main reason is that I was on vacation all last week. Not that I went anywhere or did anything -I had some quality alone time with my couch. I haven't posted also partly because I've been sick of politics and It was very nice to get away from all of the hubbub.-In true</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108179119901232718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108179119901232718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/04/post-vacation-scratchpad-wow-its-been.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108067141270834045</id><published>2004-03-30T12:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-30T12:34:06.466-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Kerry, A Liar? No Way!! -via Rightwing News</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108067141270834045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108067141270834045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/kerry-liar-no-way-via-rightwing-news.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-108023404557193319</id><published>2004-03-25T11:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-25T11:04:32.810-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The Blame Game -Blah, blah, blah. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about the damn Richard Clarke thing. Even if the guy was credible and the Bush administration cut back on anti-terrorism in the beginning of his term, it makes no difference today. Had he went after bin Laden earlier, he would have been chastised for doing so. Bush couldn't have justified it to the dems then like he can't now. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108023404557193319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/108023404557193319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/blame-game-blah-blah-blah.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107998056210856349</id><published>2004-03-22T12:36:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-22T12:38:50.950-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Off With His Head -Israel assassinated Hamas leader Sheikh Ahmed Yassin early this morning. Here is an article that tells us of the Palestinian's immediate reaction."Hamas leaders vowed Monday to "cut off" the head of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon. "Sharon has opened the gates of hell and nothing will stop us from cutting off his head," leaders of the radical Islamic group vowed."Words cannot</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107998056210856349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107998056210856349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/off-with-his-head-israel-assassinated.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107956298453341449</id><published>2004-03-17T16:36:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-17T16:42:42.436-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Guess Where This Site Is Headed! -Are you damned?Brought to you by Rum and MonkeyYou have been naughty. You are the sort of person who used to pull off the wings and legs of flies when you were a child, and giggle at the black speck that remained. Evil is written right through you like 'Blackpool' through a stick of rock. You malingering deviant. Prepare for eternal damnation. You deserve it.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107956298453341449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107956298453341449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/guess-where-this-site-is-headed-are.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107955968371335202</id><published>2004-03-17T15:41:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-17T16:23:48.890-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Conscientious Nitwits -G.I. Seeks Conscientious Objector StatusTwo GIs in Iraq Seek Objector StatusShould these soldiers be given conscientious objector status and be honorably discharged? My answer is NO!!!!!If these dolts think that they deserve an honorable discharge, they've got another thing coming. If they deserve anything, they deserve a court-martial!! Soldiers join the United </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107955968371335202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107955968371335202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/conscientious-nitwits-g.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107953492774710843</id><published>2004-03-17T08:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-17T08:51:10.310-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Donde esta el zapataria? -Is it me or is Zapatero spanish for "shoe maker" or "shoe store" or something?"Mr. Shoe Maker told a radio interviewer that President George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair "will have to engage in reflection and self-criticism... You cannot organize a war with lies.""I think Mr. Shoehorn should take heed of his own advice."Zapatero reiterated that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107953492774710843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107953492774710843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/donde-esta-el-zapataria-is-it-me-or-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107953320624796722</id><published>2004-03-17T08:20:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-17T08:22:29.186-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Happy Green Beer Day! -Life is a waste of time,Time is a waste of life,So get wasted all of the time,And have the time of your life!!!!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107953320624796722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107953320624796722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/happy-green-beer-day-life-is-waste-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107945483328279341</id><published>2004-03-16T10:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-16T10:36:15.233-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Absurdity -One reason NOT to watch  Buffy the Vampire Slayer: WTF?!?!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107945483328279341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107945483328279341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/absurdity-one-reason-not-to-watch.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107940111317098103</id><published>2004-03-15T19:38:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-15T19:42:12.513-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Socialists Suck -Spain: Thank you Mr. Al Qaida - or whoever you say you are - for bombing our people.Terrorists: No problem. It's a good thing for us that you morons didn't learn anything from World War II. Anything else we can do for ya, you let us know, k? *wink*Spain: Next time we feel the need to show the world we're a bunch of pansies we'll give you a call. Thanks again.Terrorists: Oh, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107940111317098103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107940111317098103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/socialists-suck-spain-thank-you-mr.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107940018545190193</id><published>2004-03-15T19:23:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-15T19:28:29.513-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Beware the Ides of March -Surgery went very well. I was worried that I may take a long time coming out of the anesthesia (last time I had surgery it took me about 5 hours to awake) but I was up and on my feet five minutes after they rolled me out. Or maybe I was walked out. I don't remember. There has been very little pain but a lot of dizziness. Luckily I have loving friends and family to take</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107940018545190193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107940018545190193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/beware-ides-of-march-surgery-went-very.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107885059830283385</id><published>2004-03-09T10:43:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-09T10:45:33.186-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh, My Aching Head -Well, today's the big day. I go in to have a few veins in my head ligated. Surgery is a bitch. The worst thing about it is the fasting...  ...haven't eaten... since midnight... uggh. I'm not too happy about the whole thing.Since I've last posted on this I've had xrays and a CT scan, not to mention a baker's dozen trips to the doc's office (at $25.00 a pop!). I honestly </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107885059830283385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107885059830283385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/oh-my-aching-head-well-todays-big-day.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107842248607401400</id><published>2004-03-04T11:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-04T11:50:15.780-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>'Schlager Bomb -Wisconsin Attourney General Pat Lautenschlager was arrested last week for driving while intoxicated using a state-owned car. There has been a number of corrupt officials in the state that have been exposed lately and most of them have refused to step down from their position. Likewise, Lautenschlager insists that she must continue her service. In fact, she was quoted saying "I</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107842248607401400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107842248607401400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/schlager-bomb-wisconsin-attourney.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107832906898764762</id><published>2004-03-03T09:51:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-03T09:53:17.576-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Duhh... Better Gimme A Whole Lotta Lumps, Rabbit -Our nimrod governor Jim Doyle is proposing a raise of the state minimum wage. His reasoning is that we haven't had an increase in minimum wage in over seven years. The current minimum per hour is in the neighborhood of $4.75/hour and would go up to $6.00 by 2005. There is also a clause included that exempts teenagers from the higher wage. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107832906898764762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107832906898764762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/duhh.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107823983072992278</id><published>2004-03-02T09:03:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-02T09:05:58.903-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>1-900-MIX-A-LOT -I went to my mailbox in the office this morning to find a small catalog for supplies. This is a pretty common thing; I normally get a few of these a week from different companys wanting me to buy their safety signs, industrial heaters and first-aid kits. Todays was different however. It had an intersting twist-- it said in bold letters "BIG ASS FANS".How did they know?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107823983072992278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107823983072992278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/03/1-900-mix-lot-i-went-to-my-mailbox-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107789587133699920</id><published>2004-02-27T09:31:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-27T09:33:15.153-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Site Of The Day -pixpopuli - a photoblog</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107789587133699920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107789587133699920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/site-of-day-pixpopuli-photoblog.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107783317721160287</id><published>2004-02-26T16:06:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-26T16:08:20.653-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Good Stuff -Joefish outlines the President's speech the other night here. It's great-- I urge you to read it.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107783317721160287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107783317721160287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/good-stuff-joefish-outlines-presidents.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107781848060263583</id><published>2004-02-26T12:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-26T12:03:23.936-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Don't Get Me Wrong, I Still Think Lesbians Are Hot... -Andrew Sullivan has really been pissing me off lately. His stand on gay marriage rights isn't very well thought out."[The amendment] robs us of something no one in this country should be robbed of - equality..."This whole thing is just ridiculous. Marriage is a bond between a man and a woman. Marriage is what it is, nothing else. Now </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107781848060263583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107781848060263583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/dont-get-me-wrong-i-still-think.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107772117986014915</id><published>2004-02-25T08:59:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-25T09:01:42.090-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>From An Email -A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, but her father wasa staunch Republican.One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to high taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked how she was doing in school. She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA, but it was really tough.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107772117986014915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107772117986014915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/from-email-young-woman-was-about-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107756228230178346</id><published>2004-02-23T12:51:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-23T12:53:21.983-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Elvis Kerry? -I wish I were more proficient with photoshop so I could chop up this picture to make him look like Elvis.On a similar note, doesn't John Kerry look alot like Treebeard?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107756228230178346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107756228230178346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/elvis-kerry-i-wish-i-were-more.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107755306869081867</id><published>2004-02-23T10:17:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-23T13:11:52.826-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A Bottle In Front Of Me Is Better Than A Frontal Lobotomy -Today I go in to get my head checked out. I've got these weird bumps near my right temple that manifested about 9 months ago. I first noticed them after I got hit on the top of my head with a paintball flying at about 300 feet per second. Doc says that the incident isn't related to the bumps and that they are just cysts. Well, I have </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107755306869081867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107755306869081867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/bottle-in-front-of-me-is-better-than.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107729892544783628</id><published>2004-02-20T11:42:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-20T11:44:02.233-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hoodie-Hoo -Today, according to Andrew's calendar book, is Northern Hemisphere Hoodie-Hoo Day. Apparantly, it means that at high noon everyone is supposed to yell "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase away winter. So I ask everyone to join me in yelling "Hoodie-Hoo" today. Just make sure everyone around you knows about it or you might get some strange looks.I'm a frickin' retard.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107729892544783628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107729892544783628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/hoodie-hoo-today-according-to-andrews.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107717156744463775</id><published>2004-02-19T00:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-19T00:21:23.076-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hitler: A Lefty -I've been in agreement with this idea for some time now. Here's a good read on the subject:Hitler was a Leftist Socialist</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107717156744463775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107717156744463775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/hitler-lefty-ive-been-in-agreement.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107717042707315554</id><published>2004-02-19T00:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-19T00:10:17.590-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Candidate For Change -American Beacon got it right:John Kerry: candidate for changeVoted for No Child Left Behind: now opposes itVoted for the PATRIOT Act: now opposes itVoted for war in Iraq: now opposes itVoted against Operation Desert Storm in 1991: now supports it"Opposes special interests": accepted more lobbyist money than ANY OTHER senator in the last 15 yearsIf we want a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107717042707315554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107717042707315554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/candidate-for-change-american-beacon.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107696719384656073</id><published>2004-02-16T15:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-16T15:59:40.123-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ninja Rule!! -I so want to be a ninja!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107696719384656073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107696719384656073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/ninja-rule-i-so-want-to-be-ninja.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107695783832427636</id><published>2004-02-16T12:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-16T14:43:04.123-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'll Drink Alot to Kill My Lefty Brain -I got this from here via here, via yet Rocket Jones.Your Brain Usage Profile Auditory : 31%Visual : 68%Left : 63%Right : 36%Ryan, you are somewhat left-hemisphere dominant and show a preference for visual learning, although not extreme in either characteristic. You probably tend to do most things in moderation, but not always. Your </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107695783832427636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107695783832427636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/ill-drink-alot-to-kill-my-lefty-brain.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107687445022758147</id><published>2004-02-15T13:47:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-15T13:49:49.466-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Happy VD! -I know I'm a day late. I hope all of you have enjoyed your VD!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107687445022758147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107687445022758147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/happy-vd-i-know-im-day-late.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107669787624723102</id><published>2004-02-13T12:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-13T12:46:55.860-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Kerry, Kerry, Kerry -As if my tirade on John Kerry the other day wasn't enough...This is why Howard Dean won't withdraw from the race!Bill? Is that you?If this pans out to be true, I don't feel he should be disqualified as a candidate because of it solely, but because of the complete package of hipocracy and incredibility he's been offering. Cripes, he's not even telling the truth about </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107669787624723102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107669787624723102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/kerry-kerry-kerry-as-if-my-tirade-on.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107662077581538081</id><published>2004-02-12T15:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-12T16:55:13.546-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Gender Differences -These pictures were used without permission. If you are the original owner and want me to take the picture off of this site, contact me.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107662077581538081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107662077581538081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/gender-differences-these-pictures-were.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107662044656684412</id><published>2004-02-12T15:14:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-13T12:47:27.733-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Junk Mail -Don't ya just love the titles of junk mail? They keep getting more and more creative with the names, perhaps to bypass any junk mail filters. Here's a few from my junk mail folder:From -  SubjectLOG  -    SEE WHO THEY WRITE TOgetAlonger    -   RussellTheOne-EyedWonderMuscleMature Women    -   Eat at the "Y"penetratedeeper     -    withyourmassiveThrillDrill</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107662044656684412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107662044656684412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/junk-mail-dont-ya-just-love-titles-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107652456157101589</id><published>2004-02-11T12:36:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-11T12:37:49.576-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mor on Kerry -The fact that John Kerry is gaining in popularity doesn't really astound me. The Democrats need to pick a candidate, after all. It should not be surprising to anyone that they would pick the one with, arguably, the least credibility. He does have some good qualities, though; he's tall...   ...he has admitted to have smoked marijuana...    ...umm, that's all I got.I'd like to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107652456157101589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107652456157101589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/mor-on-kerry-fact-that-john-kerry-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107644960925304146</id><published>2004-02-10T15:46:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-10T15:48:36.090-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A Couple of Things... --My friend Steck and I went to a couple of trendy nightclubs downtown Saturday night and we had a very good time. Unfortunately, I forgot my credit card at one of the clubs and later that night, I lost my frickin' wallet and cell phone. -John Kerry is a hypocritical ego-maniac flake!-I stopped working out again last week. What will it take to get me motivated enough </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107644960925304146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107644960925304146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/couple-of-things.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107601448674297196</id><published>2004-02-05T14:54:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-05T14:56:29.153-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>When It Rains, It Pours -I've been feverishly dating many many women for the past few months. {Feverishly dating? That...   ...needs to be changed}I've been dating like a madman for the past few months. {Better, but...   ...aw fuck it.}Me date'um many women for many moons. I'm coming off of a dry spell of *sigh* a year or so. That's right - a gorgeous guy like me sans-date for one whole </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107601448674297196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107601448674297196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/when-it-rains-it-pours-ive-been.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107576241318009985</id><published>2004-02-02T16:53:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-02T16:56:29.310-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Global Warming -If anyone were to regularly visit this site (yeah right), that person would know that I loathe these nutjob environmentalist freaks. So, seeing as I haven't posted on the subject in a while, I thought I'd post a link to a great weblog I've found, and more specifically, a particular entry in said weblog concerning global warming.He makes a few great points and I urge you to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107576241318009985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107576241318009985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/02/global-warming-if-anyone-were-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107550150758007409</id><published>2004-01-30T16:25:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-30T16:30:14.153-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Stuff -Last night, while out with D, I saw a bumper sticker on a car that read:"JESUS was a LIBERAL!"[sarcasm] You're right! He must have been a liberal! He was an advocate of abortions and supported tyrranical dictators! [/sarcasm]***By the way, this is the 4th time I've been out with D. I'm not sure if I really like her yet, but my earlier impressions of her have proven to be false. I</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107550150758007409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107550150758007409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/stuff-last-night-while-out-with-d-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107521949854194612</id><published>2004-01-27T10:04:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-27T10:06:32.076-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Freedom of Speech -While perusing the Drudge Report, I ran across this article:January 27, 2004 -- EXETER, N.H. - Wise-cracking funnyman Al Franken yesterday body-slammed a demonstrator to the ground after the man tried to shout down Gov. Howard Dean. The tussle left Franken's trademark thick-rim glasses broken, but he said he was not injured. Franken - who seemed in a state of shock and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107521949854194612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107521949854194612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/freedom-of-speech-while-perusing.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107515813991225059</id><published>2004-01-26T17:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-26T17:03:52.373-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Post-Weekend Scratchpad --Baby, it's cold outside. We've been getting snow off-and-on for the past two weeks or so, and none of it has melted away. Today they predicted 1-4 inches, but it looks like we've gotten 5 already. The snow continues tomorrow. This is alot different than what we usually get; normally it's one big blizzard dropping a foot-an-a-half in one night.-I went out with D </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107515813991225059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107515813991225059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/post-weekend-scratchpad-baby-its-cold.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107489132371111335</id><published>2004-01-23T14:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-23T14:56:52.356-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Daily Insight -If I were a three-toed sloth, I would have been born with four extra toes.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107489132371111335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107489132371111335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/daily-insight-if-i-were-three-toed.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107470564227612190</id><published>2004-01-21T11:20:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-21T11:22:09.246-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>People Eating Tasty Animals -PETA PetitionPlease sign it and pass it around.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107470564227612190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107470564227612190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/people-eating-tasty-animals-peta.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107470349185251330</id><published>2004-01-21T10:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-21T10:46:18.450-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>State of the Union Address -President Bush said last night: "Key provisions of the Patriot Act are set to expire next year..."The Democrats hesitaed, then started applauding once they realized that they were against the act.President Bush continued "...The terrorist threat will not expire on that schedule."Who's the dummy now?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107470349185251330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107470349185251330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/state-of-union-address-president-bush.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107454821734358591</id><published>2004-01-19T15:36:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-19T15:39:37.920-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Post-Weekend Scratchpad --To prove my point in my last post: COLD-I must say, I am happy that we hired Andrew. Not only is he a diligent worker and a quick learner, but he's funny as hell. Often he and I go back and forth with sexual innuendos using our "ladies man" voice (not directed at each other, of course). For example: after I quoted the "Damn, baby, you fine. Can I buy you a fish </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107454821734358591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107454821734358591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/post-weekend-scratchpad-to-prove-my.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107429256596202366</id><published>2004-01-16T16:36:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-16T16:37:28.013-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Cold, Schmold -It's a bit chilly outside in the Northeast. It's too bad nobody cares abouth the weather here in Milwaukee, though. These low temperatures are not unheard of 'round these parts come January or February.What was that about global warming?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107429256596202366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107429256596202366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/cold-schmold-its-bit-chilly-outside-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107411479382664304</id><published>2004-01-14T15:13:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-14T15:14:34.170-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Spring Break -Yay!! I'm going to South Beach for spring break!! Yay!!I'm not really into the whole girls gone wild thing anymore, but I've always wanted to check it out. Don't get me wrong, I love women. But a girl who goes down to Florida for spring break with the full intention of getting plastered, showing her breasts to a throng of equally-horny guys, and doing the horizontal tango with a</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107411479382664304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107411479382664304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/spring-break-yay-im-going-to-south.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107365997151267905</id><published>2004-01-09T08:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-09T08:54:06.903-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>From an Email -A squad of Marines was driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the injured Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107365997151267905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107365997151267905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/from-email-squad-of-marines-was.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107360211348768671</id><published>2004-01-08T16:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-08T16:49:47.483-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Personal Space -Andrew: "Tonight we have to eat at a table." [Referring to the restraunt he, Dan, and I will be eating at before we check out this new pool hall in town.]Me: "Umm... well, I was planning on eating from my lap."Andrew: "I mean, you know, we can't get a booth."Me: "Hehe, yeah. Uneven number of guys."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107360211348768671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107360211348768671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/personal-space-andrew-tonight-we-have.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107350658378555477</id><published>2004-01-07T14:16:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-07T16:13:35.483-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Obtuse and Frankly (don't ask) -I am resolved to post to this blog more frequently. However, I hate to post when I don't have much to say, so I will only blog when there is anything halfway interesting happening in my life.My laptop is acting very strange today. I don't think it appreciated me dumping a full can of Sprite onto it. [That last sentence would be pretty humorous had it been true.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107350658378555477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107350658378555477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/obtuse-and-frankly-dont-ask-i-am.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107342095465964712</id><published>2004-01-06T14:29:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-06T14:30:26.826-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Watson, come here..." -Andrew, the new guy at work, brought in a book of wacky events in history. However, it is extremely vague. According to this book, today marks the 106th anniversary of the first underwater telephone conversation. Upon reading this, my interest was sparked.After several grueling hours of scouring the internet, I finally came across an excerpt:-"Glung gluuhg blehug gug</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107342095465964712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107342095465964712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/watson-come-here.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107334029731989528</id><published>2004-01-05T16:04:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-05T16:17:13.590-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>No Creative Title For This Entry -We went out Saturday night and had a blast. I went with the rommmates and some mutual friends and a new friend of mine named G to some new club on the south side of town. Women everywhere! Casey was with us, though, which made things diffcult, but equally interesting and frankly fun. G and I met a few hotties before we had to leave to repair a situation Casey </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107334029731989528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107334029731989528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/no-creative-title-for-this-entry-we.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107306438789499913</id><published>2004-01-02T11:26:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-01-02T11:27:36.110-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ah, L'amour! -Am I the only one that is completely fixated on watching Univision (you know, the Spanish Channel)? I used to watch it religiously, especially on Saturdays at 1:00. That's when Caliente comes on and if you don't know what that is, you're missing alot.So two weeks ago, I was a bit bored on a Saturday afternoon and remembered that my favorite non-English beach dance party show was</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107306438789499913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107306438789499913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2004/01/ah-lamour-am-i-only-one-that-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107272244768421370</id><published>2003-12-29T12:27:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-12-29T12:28:32.013-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Return of the King -I'm baaack!Much has happened since I last posted. I've seen a few movies, read a book (all of which I will review soon), dated a few girls, and probably did a few other things as well. We're doing inventory at work right now, and since I'm in charge of the warehouse, I'm the man responsible for it all.I've stopped talking to Maggie (thank God) and Nicky, started seeing </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107272244768421370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107272244768421370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/12/return-of-king-im-baaack-much-has.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107125464288496159</id><published>2003-12-12T12:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-12-12T12:44:50.030-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Crime in Italy -Sheesh, I haven't posted since last month. Thank you, Mr. Computer Virus, you've successfully crashed my BIOS, forcing me to post from work.The other day I was shopping for a new Christmas Tree at a local garden center called Stein's (Oh, the irony!). I selected the perfect artificial mountain pine and trimmings and proceeded to the front counter, merchandise in hand. Now, the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107125464288496159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107125464288496159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/12/crime-in-italy-sheesh-i-havent-posted.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107013506816901553</id><published>2003-11-29T13:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-29T13:46:02.686-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Liberalism -Please, someone, help me understand how Liberals think.~How is it that Liberals can advocate abortion, yet claim that they defend human rights?~How is it that Liberals can support the abolition of gangs and violence in the inner-city, yet destroy the carreers of police officers who shoot criminals?~How is it that Liberals can be all for feeding the poor and hungry, but chastize </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107013506816901553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107013506816901553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/liberalism-please-someone-help-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-107013343844262891</id><published>2003-11-29T13:17:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-29T13:17:53.186-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Turkey Day -Happy American Thanksgiving Day! [I know I'm late]Today... err...  two days ago...   ...is a day we should all be giving thanks for everything we have - all of our luxuries and all of our extravagances. Thank God for our freedom. Thank God for America.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107013343844262891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/107013343844262891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/turkey-day-happy-american-thanksgiving.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106977909767334801</id><published>2003-11-25T10:51:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-12-29T08:30:04.500-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's True -</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106977909767334801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106977909767334801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/its-true.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106977769005490582</id><published>2003-11-25T10:28:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-25T10:31:38.530-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sleep is good -One of the reasons I've been lacking in the shut-eye department lately is that I'm moronically addicted to Conan O'Brien. Another reason is that I met a great girl this weekend and spent many hours awake with her. At least I have fun when I'm not sleeping.Luckily Thanksgiving is coming up and turkey has a wonderful effect on putting humans to sleep. Since I happen to be human, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106977769005490582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106977769005490582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/sleep-is-good-one-of-reasons-ive-been.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106927798577049688</id><published>2003-11-19T15:39:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-19T15:40:10.340-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Airsoft ads -Woah, I just noticed in one of the rotating Blogger ads you can see at the top of my page a couple of links for Airsoft!We're getting more and more people showing interest in the sport at the store. That's a good thing.Looks like the sport is really starting to take off.So we had a skirmish last Sunday, and Matt (a new partner at Fortress Games and fellow Airsoft and sport </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106927798577049688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106927798577049688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/airsoft-ads-woah-i-just-noticed-in-one.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106926678102035246</id><published>2003-11-19T12:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-19T12:33:25.560-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Is that all? -When I first saw this I thought it was pretty funny; that is until I entered my name and age...What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnieNameSexualityAgeMost Likely to Say"What do you mean 'is that all?!'" Created with quill18's MemeGen!Ha frickin' ha. I don't like it anymore.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106926678102035246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106926678102035246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/is-that-all-when-i-first-saw-this-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106888352344578458</id><published>2003-11-15T02:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-15T02:05:44.093-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Currency Ads -The Onion has a good brief about the millions the government wasted on the advertising campaign for the new $20.00 bills:"Ad Campaign For New $20 Bill A SuccessWASHINGTON, DC—The U.S. Department of the Treasury deemed the new multicolored $20 bill a raging success Monday, thanks to its $30 million advertising campaign. "Due to our print and TV ads, people across the nation are </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106888352344578458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106888352344578458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/currency-ads-onion-has-good-brief.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106865789107295234</id><published>2003-11-12T11:24:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-12T11:24:48.350-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Someday -Got this in an email:This is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at an Australianuniversity, to his boss, J. Pilgrim.Dear Mr. Pilgrim, As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106865789107295234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106865789107295234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/someday-got-this-in-email-this-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106818037889135978</id><published>2003-11-06T22:46:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-06T22:46:16.823-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Betsy Ross: Crack Whore -Broken Newz has got a great taste for satire:"New York - Continuing with their successful “Re-Imagining History” series, CBS network today announced that it will broadcast “Betsy Ross: Crack Whore” during the upcoming Fall sweeps period. “Yeah, we know we’ll probably catch some flak from the nit-pickers,” said CBS VP Leslie Moonves. “But, like, is everyone so anal </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106818037889135978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106818037889135978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/betsy-ross-crack-whore-broken-newz-has.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106817858140885899</id><published>2003-11-06T22:16:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-06T22:16:19.566-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Blind Date Up Date -So Sunday I meet Maggie. Hold on, gotta pee...Aaaand back.She chooses the meeting location: Culver's. Right away I'm thinking "oh great, my mom sets me up with Rosie O'Donnell", but I go anyway. Sitting there waiting for her, I notice a cutie walk in with her little girl. Upon closer inspection, I see that it's "K", a girl I used to hang out with (more of a friend of a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106817858140885899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106817858140885899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/blind-date-up-date-so-sunday-i-meet.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106788489803328670</id><published>2003-11-03T12:41:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-03T12:41:36.276-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The Iraq/al-Qaeda Link -From Frontpage Magazine:"THE INDISPENSABLE Glenn Reynolds has linked to an article in the Nashville Tennessean written by a Tennessee judge who believes he is in possession of documents linking Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. The judge is Gilbert S. Merritt, a federal appeals court judge invited to help Iraqis construct a legal system in postwar Iraq. He is, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106788489803328670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106788489803328670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/iraqal-qaeda-link-from-frontpage.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106775871117617968</id><published>2003-11-02T01:38:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-11-02T01:38:29.800-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Holloween Weekend so far -Well, since I'm not out getting lucky tonight, I thought I'd post how the big weekend is going. Friday was Holloween (as if you had no idea) and I came to work dressed as a pirate. Now, I had an extremely difficult time finding a stupid pirate costume due to that damned Pirates of the Carribean movie this summer. My decision to wear a pirate costume had absolutely </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106775871117617968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106775871117617968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/11/holloween-weekend-so-far-well-since-im.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106755305996121457</id><published>2003-10-30T16:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2003-10-30T16:30:58.963-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Maggie May... -So my loving mother is trying to hook me up with someone again. I guess her long-time friend has a niece named Magie that's single.Now, I have no idea what this woman is like. The shallow side of me is wondering if she's blonde or brunette, thin or pudgy, blind, deaf, crippled, or missing various limbs or organs. But can you blame me for wondering these things? I have never </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106755305996121457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106755305996121457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/maggie-may.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106706622044612509</id><published>2003-10-25T02:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-25T02:17:00.193-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>We're beginning to understand... -Liberal/English Dictionary</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106706622044612509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106706622044612509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/were-beginning-to-understand.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106696740359368449</id><published>2003-10-23T22:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-23T22:50:03.820-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Online Dating Services -Why is it that I only get e-mails from unattractive girls when I use the online dating services? I guess it's better than the porn ads I used to get through these things. Then again, you can never have too much porn.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106696740359368449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106696740359368449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/online-dating-services-why-is-it-that.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106691159444891921</id><published>2003-10-23T07:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-23T07:19:54.336-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ann Coulter -"Either we're removing a dictator who currently has plans to fund terrorism against American citizens or – if Bush is completely wrong and Eleanor Clift is completely right – we're just removing a dictator who plans to terrorize a lot of people in the region, but not Americans specifically. Even for someone like me, who doesn't want America to be the world's policeman, the risk of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106691159444891921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106691159444891921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/ann-coulter-either-were-removing.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106627635937691860</id><published>2003-10-15T22:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-15T22:52:38.760-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Michael Moore is a big, fat idiot -Tonight I was watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Don't ask me why I was, Jon Stewart's anti-Bush views make me ill, but I was. When he introduced his guest, Michael Moore, the crowd went wild; as if this guy weren't a complete buffoon. During their exchange of anti-Bush sentments and other similar guffs of hot air, Moore said something to the effect of:</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106627635937691860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106627635937691860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/michael-moore-is-big-fat-idiot-tonight.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106610073409746245</id><published>2003-10-13T22:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-13T22:35:32.166-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Democrats used to be anti-Saddam... -...but now they aren't. What happened?Chew on this for a bit:"About three in four Americans support the assault launched on Iraq, according to a CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll taken Wednesday night."     -cnn.com, December 17, 1998"Clinton has bombed six sovereign countries during the past year: Iraq, Sudan, Afghanistan, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria and Albania. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106610073409746245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106610073409746245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/democrats-used-to-be-anti-saddam.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106610054183854188</id><published>2003-10-13T22:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-13T22:02:21.940-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Finish the job -"the entire American political class and diplomatic establishment insist we must stay in Iraq and finish what George W. Bush started, even if it was premised on lies, self delusions, and grandiose dreams of omnipotence. To do otherwise would be to embarrass our leaders, cause the US government to lose face, and imply to the world that Washington lacks resolve. Excuse me, but </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106610054183854188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106610054183854188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/finish-job-entire-american-political.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106609713150248877</id><published>2003-10-13T21:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-13T21:05:31.576-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Debt Free!! -As of Friday, October 10th, yours truly is 100% debt free!! God, is it a good feeling. Of course, I can only say that until tomorrow; that's when my new cell phone bill kicks in.Check out the new P90 Savage Hunter at Redwolf Airsoft. Crimeny is this thing bogged down with accessories. I bet I've got longer range due to my AK-47 tight bore barrel, but this thing wins in the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106609713150248877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106609713150248877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/debt-free-as-of-friday-october-10th.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106600725050809284</id><published>2003-10-12T20:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-12T20:07:30.573-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Support This Site -Don't ya just love the leftist crap in the Blogger banner at the top of my page? I'll be damned if that stays too much longer.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106600725050809284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106600725050809284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/support-this-site-dont-ya-just-love.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106552949130918155</id><published>2003-10-07T07:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-07T07:24:51.213-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Arnold Swastikagger -I can’t believe the liberals are attacking Arnold Schwarzenegger, calling him a Hitler-sympathizer. According to ABCnews.com,  the quotes reported by the news media needed to be put into context of Arnold’s admiration of powerful men. Hitler was a powerful man; nobody can disagree to that. And I quote Schwarzenegger: “I always despise everything that Hitler stood for.”</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106552949130918155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106552949130918155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/arnold-swastikagger-i-cant-believe.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106550097916727935</id><published>2003-10-06T23:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-06T23:29:38.930-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>No Weapons? -From the Democratic Underground:"So weapons inspector David Kay has returned from Iraq, and the news is: no weapons of mass destruction. Oh sure, they uncovered one or two programs and discovered that the Iraqis might have wanted to have weapons at some point in the future, but, uh, no actual weapons."Yes, David Kay has returned. And the news is EXACTLY what was reported by the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106550097916727935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106550097916727935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/no-weapons-from-democratic-underground.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106549317347159856</id><published>2003-10-06T21:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-06T21:45:06.850-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Airsoft 10-5-03 -Yesterday was our latest Airsoft outing. For those not familiar with the sport, click here. This was our first skirmish at the field in Cedarburg and I must say that the field was pretty nice. Just the right amount of trees and underbrush, though the high amount of fallen trees was annoying. The field was smaller than I had anticipated, but the rough terrain made crossing the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106549317347159856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106549317347159856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/airsoft-10-5-03-yesterday-was-our.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106514455106389756</id><published>2003-10-02T20:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-02T20:29:10.806-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Yay! -Mirrodin will be released tomorrow. I'm excited... We've got a draft planned for tomorrow night and later I get to open my booster box. My friends will just have to wait until Saturday to see me.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106514455106389756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106514455106389756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/yay-mirrodin-will-be-released-tomorrow.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106514432538059173</id><published>2003-10-02T20:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-10-02T20:25:25.170-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Maybe wunn or (*hic*) too drinks, Ossifer -As of last Tuesday, Wisconsin's legal blood-alcohol level while driving is now 0.08%, down from 0.10%.Our governor, Jim Doyle, is an idiot. First he wins his seat by swearing up and down that he "will not raise taxes", then throws away a movement to freeze property taxes, then enacts "fees" that are not specifically "taxes". Now he lowers the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106514432538059173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106514432538059173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/10/maybe-wunn-or-hic-too-drinks-ossifer.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823178.post-106448618285840664</id><published>2003-09-25T05:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-09-25T05:43:41.163-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The War on Terror -These liberals just don't get it. A quote from the Boston Globe: "President Bush said with no hint of shame, "We've had no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved in September the 11th." ... To date, 304 American soldiers and thousands of Iraqi soldiers and civilians are dead because the White House riled up Americans into a rash blurring of the facts until they could no</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106448618285840664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5823178/posts/default/106448618285840664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rzo77.blogspot.com/2003/09/war-on-terror-these-liberals-just-dont.html' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16676464018312258851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
